Title: Vintage Porn
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/OFC (brief!)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A very brief bit of het.
Summary: House finds out about Wilson's college days.
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere near there. Not even in the ( Read more... )

Title: A Piece of Wood
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Well, it's sex in a public bathroom.
Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 016. House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*). Except there's no ruler.
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